#NeverlandManilaTheBigReveal is driving everyone nuts and things are getting a little out of hand in Twitter. Here are 9 types of tweets that show what we are feeling right now while we are waiting for the big reveal:
— BJORNOOLOGY (@sbcorph) July 28, 2014
When we first heard about Neverland Manila, we all thought it was something else. Some people thought it was a show, some people thought it was a circus but generally people were just curious.
Then after that, when people found out that it’s an event they started doubting. They doubted if it’s true even with very upfront evidences of legitimacy. People just like to doubt. We admit, we also doubted it. It became so bad that we even doubted our genders and we had to double check if we still have the right organs under our pants. This is the start when shit gets really crazy.
kinakabahan na ako sa thursday 😭 actually, the ticket prices worry me more 😥 #NeverlandManilaTheBigReveal
— ange (@angxlique) July 28, 2014
Then we start getting nervous. We don’t know why we are nervous but we just know that we’re nervous. We start worrying about ticket prices, jeepney fare prices, extra rice prices and other random prices that we don’t even understand why we are nervous anymore. But then you remember, Neverland Manila is coming! Then you feel more nervous until you pass out. And then…
— Childish Eastwood (@ChuckChuckkk) July 24, 2014
And then Neverland Manila leaks out some stuff and teases us with #NeverlandManilaTheBigReveal and we go craaaaaaaaaaazy!
Then excitement turns to anxiety. Anxiety then leads to desperate measures…
Then you realize that you don’t have the resources to buy tickets and you think of ways how to grab tickets. You think of which kidney you can sell, how much you’re going to charge for making someone’s homework and basically selling your dignity to accumulate enough wealth to go to Peter Pan’s home.
Then you get a little antsy and start considering harmful things to your body. The effect can be seen on your day to day habits. You then start cutting lines in the canteen, skip meals and finish your bath prematurely even if you still have soap in your armpits. The suspense is killing you and you can’t wait for the big reveal.
And then you become delusional. You start calling out your friends in DJ names. You call your dog Avicii and you also spend an extra hour staying in church to pray for the DJ lineup of your dreams. People call you crazy but you don’t care because deep in your head, you’re flying in Neverland already.
Lastly, you become hysterical. Your health is taking a toll for the agony of the last few days before the big reveal. You have never felt 2 days could be so long in your life and if you only had a time machine, you’d fly to October 3 right now. We have all felt this way, the only thing we can say to help you ease the pain is this:
— Guestlist.ph (@guestlist_PH) July 28, 2014
So watch out for the big announcement at the Neverland Manila Page on the 31st and get ready to have your mind blown:
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