Types of Drunk Texts You Send Every Fckn Weekend

Every weekend is always a good time with friends. And sometimes, we mean, most of the time, we get wasted AF. That’s where we start sending drunk texts. Which type of drunk texter are you? :p

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1. THE CRAZY BEST FRIEND

We all have that bestfriend that when they get drunk, they’re the most annoying but funny people on earth. And no matter how crazy they get, we still love them anyway

12. THE MAN OF THE HOUSE
What happens when you drunk text your Dad? Let’s just say..no more going out for the next week or so…
23. THE QUEEN MOTHER
Mothers are terrifying. We’ve all been there. Even the toughest Dads can’t beat our Moms especially when the final say is from the Queen of the house
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4. THE CRUSH
We all have that one person we fancy. Or for others, we fantasize. We usually wanna remain a shadow so that they wouldn’t know. Sending a drunk text to your crush is probably the worst  thing you could possibly do
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5. ME, MYSELF AND I
Drunk texting yourself just proves how drunk you are. I mean, you won’t text yourself when you’re sober right?
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6. YOUR BOSS
The person who pays you so that you can survive. Make sure to check who you’re texting first so that you’ll still be employed at the end of the night
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7. THE COLD-HEARTED EX
We all have one. In some point in our life, they used to be our “everything” but then suddenly we realize that there’s a reason why that person is in the past…or at least realize it when you’re sober…
7So remember next time you’re going out, make sure to keep your phone away from you so that you won’t send any text messages you might regret the next day. Save yourself from the embarrassment! Or…prepare yourself the next day once you checked your phone. Whatever happens, keep in mind that sending drunk texts means you had one hell of a night! (And don’t forget to make bawi to your parents) 😉

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